Guild Hall: Time to Move? - Poll Ends Sunday Night

[Logo]

Some guild members have recently been expressing dissatisfaction with our current Guild Hall. Why could this be? Well, please refer to Chart 1.1 for possible reasoning.

Why Change Halls? (Chart 1.1)
1.) Warrior's Isle has no place to store the Monkey. Guests have been expressing concern over the constant flinging of feces, and frankly, the place is getting filthy. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen, folks.
2.) Warrior's Isle is quite obviously a haven for the samurai whales, a rare breed that thrives in areas that vaguely resemble Japanese westerns. The evil bacon men who ride these whales carry pitchforks, NOT tridents, a practice which is wholly unbefitting of our great republic. If I were struck down by a pitchfork, I would be quite angry.
3.) Warrior's Isle has no place for Our Great Leader to deliver her Words of Wisdom and Justice, and no means of punishment for those who don't listen.
4.) Warrior's Isle's few redeeming aspects have been sullied by tragic recent misfortunes. The Crying Column has been dealt by Kaiser's venemous words, and the Puddle of Destiny is covered in LogoSnot.
5.) Warrior's Isle has no Spot for Our Glorious Leader.

I believe I've made my case. So why would Wizard's or Druid's be better? I'd recommend referring to Chart 1.2 and 1.3 respectively for that.

Wizard's Isle (Chart 1.2)
1.) Wizard's Isle has a Spot for Our Glorious Leader.
2.) Wizard's Isle looks like heaven itself.
3.) Wizard's Isle reminds us of the Good Old Days before the Searing... like a taking a step back into our metaphorical childhood.
4.) Wizard's Isle has a beachside party house where Malae and Rico will tear it up with some of our very own wine and opium, produced in-house in the Officer's Quarters of Triia's humble country abode.
5.) Wizard's Isle has a Dark Tower of Terror and Justice in which to store the Monkey and make grain.
6.) Wizard's Isle comes pre-equipped with a rune of +3 awesomeness, and is basically the best place ever.

Druid's Isle (Chart 1.3)
1.) Druid's Isle has really cool trees.
2.) Druid's Isle has a really bright light at the res shrine, giving Our Glorious Leader's greatness an almost palpable glow of mystery and awe.

So having been presented with the facts, make your choice!

Time to chooooose....

[Malae]

I voted for Wizard's Isle, my favorite one so far.

If anyone is thinking of waiting for chapter 2 to pick a new hall, don't worry! We'll pick a new one now, and when chapter 2 comes out we can tour the new ones, and vote again then.

[iron]

As long as i get a home im happy with wizards.

[advent]

druids

[somefool]

I demand nomad, lava, or frozen. The catacombs one would be nice to be different but that place is butt ugly. D:

[Kaiser]

I did not have venemous words for the CryingColumn (TM). Malae told me to be careful where I sat, begause you use it to cry. Thus was I worried about the amount of LogoSnot (TM) that may get on my very expensive 15K armor. Apparently Jupiter had come into contact with some LogoSnot (TM), and this necessitated the tainting of the Puddle of Destiny. I did not want to foul myself with said Snot, and thus require more fouling of the Puddle. Besides, Jupiter had some issues in there after having too much to drink, and I don't want to have to wash myself in JupiterWee (TM). After all that, it was clearly stated to me that no LogoSnot (TM) issues forth when the Tears of Karn (TM) fall. Anyway, I did not denegrate the Column in any way. I did, however, bring into question the virility of one who needs a Column on which to cry.

[Jupiter]

May I add a point #6 to Chart 1.1?
6.) Warrior's Isle has crabs. We must move before an infestation occurs.
And I wasn't ready to post point #7 yet but as I've already droned on about it elsewhere...
7.) Eruption of Mt. St. Warrior is imminent.

[Triia]

Crabs? CRABS?? You're worried about crabs when the whole hall is about to be vaporized by a volcano?

Ok, we must all remain calm....

I propose that we decide what hall we're going to move to (if at all, despite the dangers) by the end of this weekend. If you have an opinion, now is the time to voice it! The hall can be purchased early next week, giving us all time to get moved in by next weekend.

As an added bonus, and since I'm sure we'll be overrun with guild members that weekend, we'll take a bunch of group screenshots at the new hall. Someone with talent (volunteers, anyone?) can then create a beautifully EXTREME banner to display on our forum.

[Delor]

we'll take a bunch of group screenshots at the new hall. Someone with talent (volunteers, anyone?)


doesnt jupiter have over 500 screens? does that qualify her as a professional?

PS look more cool effects[glow=blue,2,300]PS look more cool effects[/glow]

[Triia]

Looks like we're moving to Wizard's Isle. Time to get packed!

delor said:

doesnt jupiter have over 500 screens? does that qualify her as a professional?

While there is no denial of Jupiter's screenshot extremeness, I was actually referring to the making of the banner itself. Personally, I don't have access to anything that would make a remotely decent looking banner and I'm hoping someone does, along with a little experience. I'm thinking we could all take shots and post them. Whoever makes the banner could use whatever they think works best.

[Triia]

I'll be buying our sigil this week. If anyone would like to make a donation towards the cost of the hall, speak to any of the officers or myself. Donations are completely optional. I just want to make sure that those that would like to contribute may do so.

[advent]

I'll donate some after me and malae go on a run, I also think that a GvG would be in order upon arrival at our new base of operations.

Also, I'll donate the money for that small cape alteration that was discussed long ago, just the bottom of it, if the guild votes on it? Just a suggestion, since we're doing remodeling, anyway.