Murder My Monk!

[Khunlin]

Well, kids, the time has come for my beloved Sheniel--Legendary Survivor--to finally kick the bucket.

Sheniel Taeun must die!





Now... we've been waiting for this moment for a long time. Every creepy, lame-assed nobody warrior and his dog wanted to be the one to finally do my wee monk in. But I wouldn't have it. It was her first time... it has to be special.

I pondered ways to make it epic...
Death by Flamingoes in homage to the Life of Brian...
Death by Zaishen Catapult...
I even pondered trying to die in noble hand-to-hand combat with a certified Wammo
...

But no... this is not good enough for my Sheniel. You see, this was originally going to be a "give me ideas for how to kill my monk" thread... but then this happened:



And then this...

And, finally, this.

It's still in our Obs

[Kiwi]

While I'm slightly hurt that I didn't get to kill Sheniel myself, that is the best story I've read all night and ever so slightly cured this wicked headache I'm suffering. Bravo, Khunlin. Could this perhaps be an EXTREME moment in HLR history?

[Khunlin]

Yeah, I guess I could have put this in the EXTREME thread

[Jupiter]

That was gloriously anticlimactic. You just stood there and got pummeled with nothing but Primal. *sigh*
It was fun to obs though.

[Khunlin]

Yeah... I considered fighting back, but I didn't have Guardian on my bar, so I'd look like a complete tool... more of one, anyway.

I was going to swordfight him, but forgot