I win!

[Malae]

That's right, I know you were all hoping for it, but I got it! Suckers!

[Khunlin]

And don't you forget it!
...Mancow...

[somefool]

How on earth did a canadian get this?

[Triia]

Silly Monkey, legend has it that very few Canadians actually have hearts. So, it's fitting, really.

[Jupiter]

Wait...can one of these get revoked?

[Khunlin]

I'll take it before the committee, but it's unlikely.

[Kaiser]

I think it would require documented evidence of a soul infusion and degitification. Now degitifiction is pretty easy to come by, but bona fide soul infusions are incredibly rare. They require four hours of unison chanting by a blind rabbi, a mute priest, and a deaf Muslim cleric. Back alley soul infusions are available in some places, but you get what you pay for. Often, these result in the belief that you are the reincarnation of a famous person. This is due to the use of insane ghosts as the infusing soul.

[Khunlin]

So the committee is still out on this one, but at the moment, KIWI looks like the frontrunner for this year's KSYASGA!

However, if Malae falls flat on his promise to come HA with us next weekend, it'll be the first ever JOINT Award: the Khunlin Says You're BOTH Soulless Gits Award! YAY!

[Kiwi]

I'd like to extend my congratulations to Kiwi. This is an impressive achievement for having only been in the guild for under a month. It takes true dedication to your deadbeat ways to earn this award, one that I never hope to be awar...ded... wait...

...

[Triia]

Soooo... what happened?? Who wins this time?

[Khunlin]

Actually, I'm pretty sure I win this one